Well, if it’s any consolation, Peterson has been in and out of critical care in Russia after going there to intentionally have himself placed in a high-risk medically induced coma because he was incapable of kicking his prescription drug addiction with high-quality, low-risk North American addiction programs. And that’s ironic as his thesis was on alcohol addiction and most of his primary authorship papers were on addiction as well.

Hold on to your Petersonophilia. He needs your love. He’s certainly incompetent at enough things that he needs all the help he can get.