British Columbia. Avoid it. It’s the worst!

Oh FSM, don’t come here. It’s awful. Really!

  • Mountains! They might fall on you.
How much more dangerous can it get? Mountains and trees and snow! Probably a bear in there somewhere too.
  • Bears! We have them. Enough said. We even have spirit bears, which are obviously scarier than normal bears.
  • Snow! On top of the mountains, where it belongs mostly. You could kill yourself sliding on it. Or break something. Or be forced into the horrible…